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This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis]. | This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis]]. | ||
==Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C. | ==Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C. == | ||
* Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today! | * Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today! | ||
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* Spindle: (Middle Ages) | * Spindle: (Middle Ages) | ||
== 1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames | == 1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames == | ||
* Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.” | * Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.” | ||
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* Timothy tool | * Timothy tool | ||
== Penis names from the 1900s | == Penis names from the 1900s == | ||
* Aleck | * Aleck | ||
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* Redcap | * Redcap | ||
* Roger | * Roger | ||
* Skin flute | * [[Skin]] flute | ||
* Soupbone | * Soupbone | ||
* Sweetener | * Sweetener | ||
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* Whanger | * Whanger | ||
== Literary/Classy penis nicknames | == Literary/Classy penis nicknames == | ||
Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles. | Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles. | ||
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* Yard | * Yard | ||
== Raunchy/funny names for penis | == Raunchy/funny names for penis == | ||
If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out. | If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out. | ||
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* Woody Womb Pecker | * Woody Womb Pecker | ||
* Yogurt slinger | * Yogurt slinger | ||
== Manscaped collection == | |||
* Action Jackson | |||
* Ambassador | |||
* Ass Opener | |||
* Ass Wedge | |||
* Atomic Turtle | |||
* Axe | |||
* Baby Fetcher | |||
* Bald-Headed Sailor | |||
* Bayonet | |||
* Beard Splitter | |||
* Best Leg of Three | |||
* Blue Veined Aristocrat | |||
* Brat Getter | |||
* Bum Tickler | |||
* Bush Whacker | |||
* Cave Hunter | |||
* Champion | |||
* Charmer | |||
* Clam Hammer | |||
* Cocktapus | |||
* Creamy Hunter | |||
* Crown Jewels | |||
* Customs Officer | |||
* Disco Stick | |||
* Dora the Explorer | |||
* Dr. Johnson | |||
* Drill | |||
* Energizer Bunny | |||
* Excalibur | |||
* Eye Opener | |||
* Family Organ | |||
* Father Confessor | |||
* Foreman | |||
* Frank n’ Beans | |||
* Fuck Puppet | |||
* Gospel Pipe | |||
* Ham Bone | |||
* Heat Seeking Moisture Missile | |||
* Herman von Longschlongenstein | |||
* Joystick | |||
* Jurassic Pork | |||
* Just-in Beaver | |||
* King Dong | |||
* Knobgoblin | |||
* Lance of Love | |||
* Lap Rocket | |||
* Leather Stretcher | |||
* Life Preserver | |||
* Long Dong Silver | |||
* Lord Hardwick | |||
* Love Dart | |||
* Majesty | |||
* Manroot | |||
* Master of Ceremonies | |||
* Meat Scepter | |||
* Meat Skewer | |||
* Milkman | |||
* Moby Dick | |||
* Mole | |||
* Mutton Dagger | |||
* Nightstick | |||
* Old Boy | |||
* One-Eyed Rattlesnake | |||
* One-Eyed Trouser Trout | |||
* Organ Grinder | |||
* Pee-Wee | |||
* Pleasure Pump | |||
* Prince Everhard of the Netherlands | |||
* Puff the One-Eyed Dragon | |||
* Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love | |||
* Redcap | |||
* Richard and the Twins | |||
* Rumpleforeskin | |||
* Russell the One-Eyed Muscle | |||
* Sex Pistol | |||
* Silent Flute | |||
* [[Skin]] Flute | |||
* Skyscraper | |||
* Spam Javelin | |||
* Sweetener | |||
* Tan Banana | |||
* Tentpeg | |||
* The Bone Ranger | |||
* The Dicktator | |||
* The Fantastic Four | |||
* The Heimlich | |||
* Tiny Tim | |||
* Tonsil Tickler | |||
* Toothpick | |||
* Trouser Snake | |||
* Tuna Torpedo | |||
* Uncle Reamus | |||
* Vagina Miner | |||
* Vlad the Impaler | |||
* Weapon of Ass Destruction | |||
* Wedding Wrecker | |||
* Womb Broom | |||
* Womb Raider | |||
* Woody Womb Pecker | |||
* Yogurt Slinger | |||
== Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists == | == Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists == | ||
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* Dillywacker | * Dillywacker | ||
* Ding-a-ling | * Ding-a-ling | ||
* Pipe | |||
* Russell the one eyed love muscle | * Russell the one eyed love muscle | ||
* Third leg | * Third leg | ||
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{{SEEALSO}} | {{SEEALSO}} | ||
* [[Penis (derogatory terms)]] | * [[Penis (derogatory terms)]] | ||
* [[Penis]] | |||
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* [https://www.findnicknames.com/penis-nicknames Find Nicknames: Penis Nicknames: 221 Other Names For Penis] | |||
* [https://www.manscaped.com/blogs/off-color/101-funny-slang-names-for-the-male-penis Manscaped: 101 Funny Slang Names for the Male Penis] | |||
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Latest revision as of 12:21, 21 December 2023
This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human penis.
Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C.
- Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today!
- Dick: (1836) commonly heard and used as a derogatory term for a mean dude
- Doodle: (1785) Yankee Doodle? A patriotic nickname for the proud American penis
- Fiddle: (Middle Ages)
- Knick-knack: (1686) in modern speech, this word refers to a useless or superfluous object; the 17th C. usage is not far off
- Pin: (1460)
- Plumtree shaker: (1611) usually ‘plum’ referred to female genitalia. Thus the thing that shakes the plum tree applies to the male counterpart
- Pulling prick: (Middle Ages)
- Silent flute: (1720) a cylindrical object… hmmm, wonder how they came up with this one?
- Spindle: (Middle Ages)
1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames
- Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.”
- Arse-opener
- Arse-wedge
- Athenaeum: denoting the Temple of Athena, or an institution which houses knowledge like a library or university
- Baby-maker
- Bayonet
- Beak
- Beard-splitter
- Bedfellow
- Belly-ruffian
- Best leg of three
- Billy-my-nag
- Bludgeon
- Bob-my-nag
- Brat-getter
- Bum-tickler
- Bush-whacker
- Butcher
- Captain Standish
- Child-getter
- Chink-stopper
- Concern
- Cony-catcher
- Copper-stick
- Cracksman
- Cranny hunter
- Cream stick
- Cuckoo
- Customs officer
- Cutlass: a type of short sword with a curved blade, used by sailors
- Dard
- Diddle
- Dingus
- Dolly
- Dr. Johnson
- Enemy
- Eye-opener
- Father confessor
- Flapdoodle
- Foreman
- Fornicating engine
- Fornicating member
- Fornicating tool
- Jacob
- Lance of love
- Langolee
- Leather-dresser
- Leather-stretcher
- Life preserver
- Little davy
- Live rabbit
- Lobster
- Lodger
- Love dart
- Love staff
- Lullaby
- Manroot
- Master of ceremonies
- Meat skewer
- Merrymaker
- Milkman
- Mole
- Nebuchadnezzar: an ancient king of Babylonia
- Nimrod
- Nippy
- Pee-wee
- Quimstake
- Skyscraper
- St. Peter
- Tentpeg
- Tickle-faggot
- Timothy tool
Penis names from the 1900s
- Aleck
- Ambassador
- Arm
- Axe
- Baby-fetcher
- Bald-headed sailor
- Banana
- Champion
- Charmer
- Cob
- Corporal
- Crumb
- Dingbat
- Ding-dong
- Dingle
- Dodger
- Dornick
- Drill
- Ducey
- Family organ
- Goober
- Gospel-pipe
- Ham-bone
- Hot Dog
- Hot member
- Joystick
- Majesty
- Mule
- Nightstick
- Okra
- Old boy
- One-eyed rattlesnake
- Organ grinder
- Patootie
- Pee-pee
- Pencil
- Putz
- Redcap
- Roger
- Skin flute
- Soupbone
- Sweetener
- Swelling
- Tater
- Tonsil Tickler
- Toothpick
- Wee-wee
- Weiner/Weeny
- Whang
- Whanger
Literary/Classy penis nicknames
Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles.
- Cock: phonetically pleasing; falls nicely between the sexy rake and gallant gentleman
- Jimmy
- Knob
- Lad (Ireland)
- Langer (Ireland)
- Length
- Love muscle
- Manhood: the most polite term of them all
- Member
- Membrum virile: Latin for ‘virile member’ for all those academics out there
- Phallus
- Prick
- Pud
- Rod
- Shaft
- Tadger (UK, Australia)
- Yard
Raunchy/funny names for penis
If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out.
- Action Jackson
- Atomic turtle
- Cave hunter
- Clam hammer
- Cocktapus
- Disco stick
- Dora the explorer
- Energizer Bunny
- Excalibur
- Frank n’ beans
- Fuck puppet
- Heat seeking moisture missile
- Herman von longschlongenstein
- Jurassic Pork
- Justin-in beaver
- King Dong
- Knobgoblin
- Lap Rocket
- Long dong silver
- Lord Hardwick
- Meat scepter
- Moby Dick
- Mutton dagger
- One-eyed monster
- One-eyed trouser trout
- Pleasure Pump
- Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
- Puff the one-eyed dragon
- Purple helmeted warrior of love
- Richard and the twins
- Rumpleforeskin
- Russell the one-eyed muscle
- Sex Pistol
- Spam javelin
- Tan Banana
- The blue-veined aristocrat
- The bone ranger
- The Dicktator
- Tiny Tim
- Trouser Snake
- Tuna torpedo
- Uncle Reamus
- Vagina miner
- Vlad the Impaler
- Weapon of Ass Destruction
- Wedding wrecker
- Womb broom
- Womb Raider
- Woody Womb Pecker
- Yogurt slinger
Manscaped collection
- Action Jackson
- Ambassador
- Ass Opener
- Ass Wedge
- Atomic Turtle
- Axe
- Baby Fetcher
- Bald-Headed Sailor
- Bayonet
- Beard Splitter
- Best Leg of Three
- Blue Veined Aristocrat
- Brat Getter
- Bum Tickler
- Bush Whacker
- Cave Hunter
- Champion
- Charmer
- Clam Hammer
- Cocktapus
- Creamy Hunter
- Crown Jewels
- Customs Officer
- Disco Stick
- Dora the Explorer
- Dr. Johnson
- Drill
- Energizer Bunny
- Excalibur
- Eye Opener
- Family Organ
- Father Confessor
- Foreman
- Frank n’ Beans
- Fuck Puppet
- Gospel Pipe
- Ham Bone
- Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
- Herman von Longschlongenstein
- Joystick
- Jurassic Pork
- Just-in Beaver
- King Dong
- Knobgoblin
- Lance of Love
- Lap Rocket
- Leather Stretcher
- Life Preserver
- Long Dong Silver
- Lord Hardwick
- Love Dart
- Majesty
- Manroot
- Master of Ceremonies
- Meat Scepter
- Meat Skewer
- Milkman
- Moby Dick
- Mole
- Mutton Dagger
- Nightstick
- Old Boy
- One-Eyed Rattlesnake
- One-Eyed Trouser Trout
- Organ Grinder
- Pee-Wee
- Pleasure Pump
- Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
- Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
- Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
- Redcap
- Richard and the Twins
- Rumpleforeskin
- Russell the One-Eyed Muscle
- Sex Pistol
- Silent Flute
- Skin Flute
- Skyscraper
- Spam Javelin
- Sweetener
- Tan Banana
- Tentpeg
- The Bone Ranger
- The Dicktator
- The Fantastic Four
- The Heimlich
- Tiny Tim
- Tonsil Tickler
- Toothpick
- Trouser Snake
- Tuna Torpedo
- Uncle Reamus
- Vagina Miner
- Vlad the Impaler
- Weapon of Ass Destruction
- Wedding Wrecker
- Womb Broom
- Womb Raider
- Woody Womb Pecker
- Yogurt Slinger
Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists
- Baby arm
- Dillywacker
- Ding-a-ling
- Pipe
- Russell the one eyed love muscle
- Third leg
- Tripod leg
- Vienna sausage