Penis (synonyms)

This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human penis.

Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C.

• Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today!
• Dick: (1836) commonly heard and used as a derogatory term for a mean dude
• Doodle: (1785) Yankee Doodle? A patriotic nickname for the proud American penis
• Fiddle: (Middle Ages)
• Knick-knack: (1686) in modern speech, this word refers to a useless or superfluous object; the 17th C. usage is not far off
• Pin: (1460)
• Plumtree shaker: (1611) usually ‘plum’ referred to female genitalia. Thus the thing that shakes the plum tree applies to the male counterpart
• Pulling prick: (Middle Ages)
• Silent flute: (1720) a cylindrical object… hmmm, wonder how they came up with this one?
• Spindle: (Middle Ages)

1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames

• Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.”
• Arse-opener
• Arse-wedge
• Athenaeum: denoting the Temple of Athena, or an institution which houses knowledge like a library or university
• Baby-maker
• Bayonet
• Beak
• Beard-splitter
• Bedfellow
• Belly-ruffian
• Best leg of three
• Billy-my-nag
• Bludgeon
• Bob-my-nag
• Brat-getter
• Bum-tickler
• Bush-whacker
• Butcher
• Captain Standish
• Child-getter
• Chink-stopper
• Concern
• Cony-catcher
• Copper-stick
• Cracksman
• Cranny hunter
• Cream stick
• Cuckoo
• Customs officer
• Cutlass: a type of short sword with a curved blade, used by sailors
• Dard
• Diddle
• Dingus
• Dolly
• Dr. Johnson
• Enemy
• Eye-opener
• Father confessor
• Flapdoodle
• Foreman
• Fornicating engine
• Fornicating member
• Fornicating tool
• Jacob
• Lance of love
• Langolee
• Leather-dresser
• Leather-stretcher
• Life preserver
• Little davy
• Live rabbit
• Lobster
• Lodger
• Love dart
• Love staff
• Lullaby
• Manroot
• Master of ceremonies
• Meat skewer
• Merrymaker
• Milkman
• Mole
• Nebuchadnezzar: an ancient king of Babylonia
• Nimrod
• Nippy
• Pee-wee
• Quimstake
• Skyscraper
• St. Peter
• Tentpeg
• Tickle-faggot
• Timothy tool

Penis names from the 1900s

• Aleck
• Ambassador
• Arm
• Axe
• Baby-fetcher
• Bald-headed sailor
• Banana
• Champion
• Charmer
• Cob
• Corporal
• Crumb
• Dingbat
• Ding-dong
• Dingle
• Dodger
• Dornick
• Drill
• Ducey
• Family organ
• Goober
• Gospel-pipe
• Ham-bone
• Hot Dog
• Hot member
• Joystick
• Majesty
• Mule
• Nightstick
• Okra
• Old boy
• One-eyed rattlesnake
• Organ grinder
• Patootie
• Pee-pee
• Pencil
• Putz
• Redcap
• Roger
• Skin flute
• Soupbone
• Sweetener
• Swelling
• Tater
• Tonsil Tickler
• Toothpick
• Wee-wee
• Weiner/Weeny
• Whang
• Whanger

Literary/Classy penis nicknames

Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles.

• Cock: phonetically pleasing; falls nicely between the sexy rake and gallant gentleman
• Jimmy
• Knob
• Lad (Ireland)
• Langer (Ireland)
• Length
• Love muscle
• Manhood: the most polite term of them all
• Member
• Membrum virile: Latin for ‘virile member’ for all those academics out there
• Phallus
• Prick
• Pud
• Rod
• Shaft
• Tadger (UK, Australia)
• Yard

Raunchy/funny names for penis

If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out.

• Action Jackson
• Atomic turtle
• Cave hunter
• Clam hammer
• Cocktapus
• Disco stick
• Dora the explorer
• Energizer Bunny
• Excalibur
• Frank n’ beans
• Fuck puppet
• Heat seeking moisture missile
• Herman von longschlongenstein
• Jurassic Pork
• Justin-in beaver
• King Dong
• Knobgoblin
• Lap Rocket
• Long dong silver
• Lord Hardwick
• Meat scepter
• Moby Dick
• Mutton dagger
• One-eyed monster
• One-eyed trouser trout
• Pleasure Pump
• Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
• Puff the one-eyed dragon
• Purple helmeted warrior of love
• Richard and the twins
• Rumpleforeskin
• Russell the one-eyed muscle
• Sex Pistol
• Spam javelin
• Tan Banana
• The blue-veined aristocrat
• The bone ranger
• The Dicktator
• Tiny Tim
• Trouser Snake
• Tuna torpedo
• Uncle Reamus
• Vagina miner
• Vlad the Impaler
• Weapon of Ass Destruction
• Wedding wrecker
• Womb broom
• Womb Raider
• Woody Womb Pecker
• Yogurt slinger

Manscaped collection

• Action Jackson
• Ambassador
• Ass Opener
• Ass Wedge
• Atomic Turtle
• Axe
• Baby Fetcher
• Bald-Headed Sailor
• Bayonet
• Beard Splitter
• Best Leg of Three
• Blue Veined Aristocrat
• Brat Getter
• Bum Tickler
• Bush Whacker
• Cave Hunter
• Champion
• Charmer
• Clam Hammer
• Cocktapus
• Creamy Hunter
• Crown Jewels
• Customs Officer
• Disco Stick
• Dora the Explorer
• Dr. Johnson
• Drill
• Energizer Bunny
• Excalibur
• Eye Opener
• Family Organ
• Father Confessor
• Foreman
• Frank n’ Beans
• Fuck Puppet
• Gospel Pipe
• Ham Bone
• Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
• Herman von Longschlongenstein
• Joystick
• Jurassic Pork
• Just-in Beaver
• King Dong
• Knobgoblin
• Lance of Love
• Lap Rocket
• Leather Stretcher
• Life Preserver
• Long Dong Silver
• Lord Hardwick
• Love Dart
• Majesty
• Manroot
• Master of Ceremonies
• Meat Scepter
• Meat Skewer
• Milkman
• Moby Dick
• Mole
• Mutton Dagger
• Nightstick
• Old Boy
• One-Eyed Rattlesnake
• One-Eyed Trouser Trout
• Organ Grinder
• Pee-Wee
• Pleasure Pump
• Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
• Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
• Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
• Redcap
• Richard and the Twins
• Rumpleforeskin
• Russell the One-Eyed Muscle
• Sex Pistol
• Silent Flute
• Skin Flute
• Skyscraper
• Spam Javelin
• Sweetener
• Tan Banana
• Tentpeg
• The Bone Ranger
• The Dicktator
• The Fantastic Four
• The Heimlich
• Tiny Tim
• Tonsil Tickler
• Toothpick
• Trouser Snake
• Tuna Torpedo
• Uncle Reamus
• Vagina Miner
• Vlad the Impaler
• Weapon of Ass Destruction
• Wedding Wrecker
• Womb Broom
• Womb Raider
• Woody Womb Pecker
• Yogurt Slinger

Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists

• Baby arm
• Dillywacker
• Ding-a-ling
• Pipe
• Russell the one eyed love muscle
• Third leg
• Tripod leg
• Vienna sausage

See also

• Penis (derogatory terms)
• Penis

External links

• Find Nicknames: Penis Nicknames: 221 Other Names For Penis
• Manscaped: 101 Funny Slang Names for the Male Penis