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 This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis].
+==Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C.<ref name="findnicknames">https://www.findnicknames.com/penis-nicknames/</ref> ==
+* Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today!
+* Dick: (1836) commonly heard and used as a derogatory term for a mean dude
+* Doodle: (1785) Yankee Doodle? A patriotic nickname for the proud American penis
+* Fiddle: (Middle Ages)
+* Knick-knack: (1686) in modern speech, this word refers to a useless or superfluous object; the 17th C. usage is not far off
+* Pin: (1460)
+* Plumtree shaker: (1611) usually ‘plum’ referred to female genitalia. Thus the thing that shakes the plum tree applies to the male counterpart
+* Pulling prick: (Middle Ages)
+* Silent flute: (1720) a cylindrical object… hmmm, wonder how they came up with this one?
+* Spindle: (Middle Ages)
+== 1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
+* Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.”
+* Arse-opener
+* Arse-wedge
+* Athenaeum: denoting the Temple of Athena, or an institution which houses knowledge like a library or university
+* Baby-maker
+* Bayonet
+* Beak
+* Beard-splitter
+* Bedfellow
+* Belly-ruffian
+* Best leg of three
+* Billy-my-nag
+* Bludgeon
+* Bob-my-nag
+* Brat-getter
+* Bum-tickler
+* Bush-whacker
+* Butcher
+* Captain Standish
+* Child-getter
+* Chink-stopper
+* Concern
+* Cony-catcher
+* Copper-stick
+* Cracksman
+* Cranny hunter
+* Cream stick
+* Cuckoo
+* Customs officer
+* Cutlass: a type of short sword with a curved blade, used by sailors
+* Dard
+* Diddle
+* Dingus
+* Dolly
+* Dr. Johnson
+* Enemy
+* Eye-opener
+* Father confessor
+* Flapdoodle
+* Foreman
+* Fornicating engine
+* Fornicating member
+* Fornicating tool
+* Jacob
+* Lance of love
+* Langolee
+* Leather-dresser
+* Leather-stretcher
+* Life preserver
+* Little davy
+* Live rabbit
+* Lobster
+* Lodger
+* Love dart
+* Love staff
+* Lullaby
+* Manroot
+* Master of ceremonies
+* Meat skewer
+* Merrymaker
+* Milkman
+* Mole
+* Nebuchadnezzar: an ancient king of Babylonia
+* Nimrod
+* Nippy
+* Pee-wee
+* Quimstake
+* Skyscraper
+* St. Peter
+* Tentpeg
+* Tickle-faggot
+* Timothy tool
+== Penis names from the 1900s<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
+* Aleck
+* Ambassador
+* Arm
+* Axe
+* Baby-fetcher
+* Bald-headed sailor
+* Banana
+* Champion
+* Charmer
+* Cob
+* Corporal
+* Crumb
+* Dingbat
+* Ding-dong
+* Dingle
+* Dodger
+* Dornick
+* Drill
+* Ducey
+* Family organ
+* Goober
+* Gospel-pipe
+* Ham-bone
+* Hot Dog
+* Hot member
+* Joystick
+* Majesty
+* Mule
+* Nightstick
+* Okra
+* Old boy
+* One-eyed rattlesnake
+* Organ grinder
+* Patootie
+* Pee-pee
+* Pencil
+* Putz
+* Redcap
+* Roger
+* Skin flute
+* Soupbone
+* Sweetener
+* Swelling
+* Tater
+* Tonsil Tickler
+* Toothpick
+* Wee-wee
+* Weiner/Weeny
+* Whang
+* Whanger
+== Literary/Classy penis nicknames<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
+Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles.
+* Cock: phonetically pleasing; falls nicely between the sexy rake and gallant gentleman
+* Jimmy
+* Knob
+* Lad (Ireland)
+* Langer (Ireland)
+* Length
+* Love muscle
+* Manhood: the most polite term of them all
+* Member
+* Membrum virile: Latin for ‘virile member’ for all those academics out there
+* Phallus
+* Prick
+* Pud
+* Rod
+* Shaft
+* Tadger (UK, Australia)
+* Yard
+== Raunchy/funny names for penis<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
+If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out.
+* Action Jackson
+* Atomic turtle
+* Cave hunter
+* Clam hammer
+* Cocktapus
+* Disco stick
+* Dora the explorer
+* Energizer Bunny
+* Excalibur
+* Frank n’ beans
+* Fuck puppet
+* Heat seeking moisture missile
+* Herman von longschlongenstein
+* Jurassic Pork
+* Justin-in beaver
+* King Dong
+* Knobgoblin
+* Lap Rocket
+* Long dong silver
+* Lord Hardwick
+* Meat scepter
+* Moby Dick
+* Mutton dagger
+* One-eyed monster
+* One-eyed trouser trout
+* Pleasure Pump
+* Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
+* Puff the one-eyed dragon
+* Purple helmeted warrior of love
+* Richard and the twins
+* Rumpleforeskin
+* Russell the one-eyed muscle
+* Sex Pistol
+* Spam javelin
+* Tan Banana
+* The blue-veined aristocrat
+* The bone ranger
+* The Dicktator
+* Tiny Tim
+* Trouser Snake
+* Tuna torpedo
+* Uncle Reamus
+* Vagina miner
+* Vlad the Impaler
+* Weapon of Ass Destruction
+* Wedding wrecker
+* Womb broom
+* Womb Raider
+* Woody Womb Pecker
+* Yogurt slinger
+== Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists ==
 * Baby arm
 * Dillywacker
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 * Tripod leg
 * Vienna sausage
+{{SEEALSO}}
+* [[Penis (derogatory terms)]]
+{{REF}}
 [[Category:Terms]]
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