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This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis].
This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis].


==Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C.<ref name="findnicknames">https://www.findnicknames.com/penis-nicknames/</ref> ==
* Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today!
* Dick: (1836) commonly heard and used as a derogatory term for a mean dude
* Doodle: (1785) Yankee Doodle? A patriotic nickname for the proud American penis
* Fiddle: (Middle Ages)
* Knick-knack: (1686) in modern speech, this word refers to a useless or superfluous object; the 17th C. usage is not far off
* Pin: (1460)
* Plumtree shaker: (1611) usually ‘plum’ referred to female genitalia. Thus the thing that shakes the plum tree applies to the male counterpart
* Pulling prick: (Middle Ages)
* Silent flute: (1720) a cylindrical object… hmmm, wonder how they came up with this one?
* Spindle: (Middle Ages)
== 1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
* Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.”
* Arse-opener
* Arse-wedge
* Athenaeum: denoting the Temple of Athena, or an institution which houses knowledge like a library or university
* Baby-maker
* Bayonet
* Beak
* Beard-splitter
* Bedfellow
* Belly-ruffian
* Best leg of three
* Billy-my-nag
* Bludgeon
* Bob-my-nag
* Brat-getter
* Bum-tickler
* Bush-whacker
* Butcher
* Captain Standish
* Child-getter
* Chink-stopper
* Concern
* Cony-catcher
* Copper-stick
* Cracksman
* Cranny hunter
* Cream stick
* Cuckoo
* Customs officer
* Cutlass: a type of short sword with a curved blade, used by sailors
* Dard
* Diddle
* Dingus
* Dolly
* Dr. Johnson
* Enemy
* Eye-opener
* Father confessor
* Flapdoodle
* Foreman
* Fornicating engine
* Fornicating member
* Fornicating tool
* Jacob
* Lance of love
* Langolee
* Leather-dresser
* Leather-stretcher
* Life preserver
* Little davy
* Live rabbit
* Lobster
* Lodger
* Love dart
* Love staff
* Lullaby
* Manroot
* Master of ceremonies
* Meat skewer
* Merrymaker
* Milkman
* Mole
* Nebuchadnezzar: an ancient king of Babylonia
* Nimrod
* Nippy
* Pee-wee
* Quimstake
* Skyscraper
* St. Peter
* Tentpeg
* Tickle-faggot
* Timothy tool
== Penis names from the 1900s<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
* Aleck
* Ambassador
* Arm
* Axe
* Baby-fetcher
* Bald-headed sailor
* Banana
* Champion
* Charmer
* Cob
* Corporal
* Crumb
* Dingbat
* Ding-dong
* Dingle
* Dodger
* Dornick
* Drill
* Ducey
* Family organ
* Goober
* Gospel-pipe
* Ham-bone
* Hot Dog
* Hot member
* Joystick
* Majesty
* Mule
* Nightstick
* Okra
* Old boy
* One-eyed rattlesnake
* Organ grinder
* Patootie
* Pee-pee
* Pencil
* Putz
* Redcap
* Roger
* Skin flute
* Soupbone
* Sweetener
* Swelling
* Tater
* Tonsil Tickler
* Toothpick
* Wee-wee
* Weiner/Weeny
* Whang
* Whanger
== Literary/Classy penis nicknames<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles.
* Cock: phonetically pleasing; falls nicely between the sexy rake and gallant gentleman
* Jimmy
* Knob
* Lad (Ireland)
* Langer (Ireland)
* Length
* Love muscle
* Manhood: the most polite term of them all
* Member
* Membrum virile: Latin for ‘virile member’ for all those academics out there
* Phallus
* Prick
* Pud
* Rod
* Shaft
* Tadger (UK, Australia)
* Yard
== Raunchy/funny names for penis<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out.
* Action Jackson
* Atomic turtle
* Cave hunter
* Clam hammer
* Cocktapus
* Disco stick
* Dora the explorer
* Energizer Bunny
* Excalibur
* Frank n’ beans
* Fuck puppet
* Heat seeking moisture missile
* Herman von longschlongenstein
* Jurassic Pork
* Justin-in beaver
* King Dong
* Knobgoblin
* Lap Rocket
* Long dong silver
* Lord Hardwick
* Meat scepter
* Moby Dick
* Mutton dagger
* One-eyed monster
* One-eyed trouser trout
* Pleasure Pump
* Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
* Puff the one-eyed dragon
* Purple helmeted warrior of love
* Richard and the twins
* Rumpleforeskin
* Russell the one-eyed muscle
* Sex Pistol
* Spam javelin
* Tan Banana
* The blue-veined aristocrat
* The bone ranger
* The Dicktator
* Tiny Tim
* Trouser Snake
* Tuna torpedo
* Uncle Reamus
* Vagina miner
* Vlad the Impaler
* Weapon of Ass Destruction
* Wedding wrecker
* Womb broom
* Womb Raider
* Woody Womb Pecker
* Yogurt slinger
== Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists ==
* Baby arm
* Baby arm
* Dillywacker
* Dillywacker
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* Tripod leg
* Tripod leg
* Vienna sausage
* Vienna sausage
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Revision as of 14:44, 18 September 2019

This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis].

Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C.[1]

  • Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today!
  • Dick: (1836) commonly heard and used as a derogatory term for a mean dude
  • Doodle: (1785) Yankee Doodle? A patriotic nickname for the proud American penis
  • Fiddle: (Middle Ages)
  • Knick-knack: (1686) in modern speech, this word refers to a useless or superfluous object; the 17th C. usage is not far off
  • Pin: (1460)
  • Plumtree shaker: (1611) usually ‘plum’ referred to female genitalia. Thus the thing that shakes the plum tree applies to the male counterpart
  • Pulling prick: (Middle Ages)
  • Silent flute: (1720) a cylindrical object… hmmm, wonder how they came up with this one?
  • Spindle: (Middle Ages)

1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames[1]

  • Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.”
  • Arse-opener
  • Arse-wedge
  • Athenaeum: denoting the Temple of Athena, or an institution which houses knowledge like a library or university
  • Baby-maker
  • Bayonet
  • Beak
  • Beard-splitter
  • Bedfellow
  • Belly-ruffian
  • Best leg of three
  • Billy-my-nag
  • Bludgeon
  • Bob-my-nag
  • Brat-getter
  • Bum-tickler
  • Bush-whacker
  • Butcher
  • Captain Standish
  • Child-getter
  • Chink-stopper
  • Concern
  • Cony-catcher
  • Copper-stick
  • Cracksman
  • Cranny hunter
  • Cream stick
  • Cuckoo
  • Customs officer
  • Cutlass: a type of short sword with a curved blade, used by sailors
  • Dard
  • Diddle
  • Dingus
  • Dolly
  • Dr. Johnson
  • Enemy
  • Eye-opener
  • Father confessor
  • Flapdoodle
  • Foreman
  • Fornicating engine
  • Fornicating member
  • Fornicating tool
  • Jacob
  • Lance of love
  • Langolee
  • Leather-dresser
  • Leather-stretcher
  • Life preserver
  • Little davy
  • Live rabbit
  • Lobster
  • Lodger
  • Love dart
  • Love staff
  • Lullaby
  • Manroot
  • Master of ceremonies
  • Meat skewer
  • Merrymaker
  • Milkman
  • Mole
  • Nebuchadnezzar: an ancient king of Babylonia
  • Nimrod
  • Nippy
  • Pee-wee
  • Quimstake
  • Skyscraper
  • St. Peter
  • Tentpeg
  • Tickle-faggot
  • Timothy tool

Penis names from the 1900s[1]

  • Aleck
  • Ambassador
  • Arm
  • Axe
  • Baby-fetcher
  • Bald-headed sailor
  • Banana
  • Champion
  • Charmer
  • Cob
  • Corporal
  • Crumb
  • Dingbat
  • Ding-dong
  • Dingle
  • Dodger
  • Dornick
  • Drill
  • Ducey
  • Family organ
  • Goober
  • Gospel-pipe
  • Ham-bone
  • Hot Dog
  • Hot member
  • Joystick
  • Majesty
  • Mule
  • Nightstick
  • Okra
  • Old boy
  • One-eyed rattlesnake
  • Organ grinder
  • Patootie
  • Pee-pee
  • Pencil
  • Putz
  • Redcap
  • Roger
  • Skin flute
  • Soupbone
  • Sweetener
  • Swelling
  • Tater
  • Tonsil Tickler
  • Toothpick
  • Wee-wee
  • Weiner/Weeny
  • Whang
  • Whanger

Literary/Classy penis nicknames[1]

Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles.

  • Cock: phonetically pleasing; falls nicely between the sexy rake and gallant gentleman
  • Jimmy
  • Knob
  • Lad (Ireland)
  • Langer (Ireland)
  • Length
  • Love muscle
  • Manhood: the most polite term of them all
  • Member
  • Membrum virile: Latin for ‘virile member’ for all those academics out there
  • Phallus
  • Prick
  • Pud
  • Rod
  • Shaft
  • Tadger (UK, Australia)
  • Yard

Raunchy/funny names for penis[1]

If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out.

  • Action Jackson
  • Atomic turtle
  • Cave hunter
  • Clam hammer
  • Cocktapus
  • Disco stick
  • Dora the explorer
  • Energizer Bunny
  • Excalibur
  • Frank n’ beans
  • Fuck puppet
  • Heat seeking moisture missile
  • Herman von longschlongenstein
  • Jurassic Pork
  • Justin-in beaver
  • King Dong
  • Knobgoblin
  • Lap Rocket
  • Long dong silver
  • Lord Hardwick
  • Meat scepter
  • Moby Dick
  • Mutton dagger
  • One-eyed monster
  • One-eyed trouser trout
  • Pleasure Pump
  • Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
  • Puff the one-eyed dragon
  • Purple helmeted warrior of love
  • Richard and the twins
  • Rumpleforeskin
  • Russell the one-eyed muscle
  • Sex Pistol
  • Spam javelin
  • Tan Banana
  • The blue-veined aristocrat
  • The bone ranger
  • The Dicktator
  • Tiny Tim
  • Trouser Snake
  • Tuna torpedo
  • Uncle Reamus
  • Vagina miner
  • Vlad the Impaler
  • Weapon of Ass Destruction
  • Wedding wrecker
  • Womb broom
  • Womb Raider
  • Woody Womb Pecker
  • Yogurt slinger

Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists

  • Baby arm
  • Dillywacker
  • Ding-a-ling
  • Russell the one eyed love muscle
  • Third leg
  • Tripod leg
  • Vienna sausage

See also

References

  1. ↑ a b c d e https://www.findnicknames.com/penis-nicknames/
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