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This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis].
This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis].


==Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C.<ref name="findnicknames">https://www.findnicknames.com/penis-nicknames/</ref> ==
==Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C. ==


* Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today!
* Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today!
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* Spindle: (Middle Ages)
* Spindle: (Middle Ages)


== 1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
== 1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames ==


* Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.”
* Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.”
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* Timothy tool
* Timothy tool


== Penis names from the 1900s<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
== Penis names from the 1900s ==


* Aleck
* Aleck
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* Whanger
* Whanger


== Literary/Classy penis nicknames<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
== Literary/Classy penis nicknames ==


Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles.
Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles.
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* Yard
* Yard


== Raunchy/funny names for penis<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
== Raunchy/funny names for penis ==


If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out.
If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out.
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* Woody Womb Pecker
* Woody Womb Pecker
* Yogurt slinger
* Yogurt slinger
== Manscaped collection ==
* Action Jackson
* Ambassador
* Ass Opener
* Ass Wedge
* Atomic Turtle
* Axe
* Baby Fetcher
* Bald-Headed Sailor
* Bayonet
* Beard Splitter
* Best Leg of Three
* Blue Veined Aristocrat
* Brat Getter
* Bum Tickler
* Bush Whacker
* Cave Hunter
* Champion
* Charmer
* Clam Hammer
* Cocktapus
* Creamy Hunter
* Crown Jewels
* Customs Officer
* Disco Stick
* Dora the Explorer
* Dr. Johnson
* Drill
* Energizer Bunny
* Excalibur
* Eye Opener
* Family Organ
* Father Confessor
* Foreman
* Frank n’ Beans
* Fuck Puppet
* Gospel Pipe
* Ham Bone
* Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
* Herman von Longschlongenstein
* Joystick
* Jurassic Pork
* Just-in Beaver
* King Dong
* Knobgoblin
* Lance of Love
* Lap Rocket
* Leather Stretcher
* Life Preserver
* Long Dong Silver
* Lord Hardwick
* Love Dart
* Majesty
* Manroot
* Master of Ceremonies
* Meat Scepter
* Meat Skewer
* Milkman
* Moby Dick
* Mole
* Mutton Dagger
* Nightstick
* Old Boy
* One-Eyed Rattlesnake
* One-Eyed Trouser Trout
* Organ Grinder
* Pee-Wee
* Pleasure Pump
* Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
* Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
* Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
* Redcap
* Richard and the Twins
* Rumpleforeskin
* Russell the One-Eyed Muscle
* Sex Pistol
* Silent Flute
* Skin Flute
* Skyscraper
* Spam Javelin
* Sweetener
* Tan Banana
* Tentpeg
* The Bone Ranger
* The Dicktator
* The Fantastic Four
* The Heimlich
* Tiny Tim
* Tonsil Tickler
* Toothpick
* Trouser Snake
* Tuna Torpedo
* Uncle Reamus
* Vagina Miner
* Vlad the Impaler
* Weapon of Ass Destruction
* Wedding Wrecker
* Womb Broom
* Womb Raider
* Woody Womb Pecker
* Yogurt Slinger


== Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists ==
== Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists ==
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{{SEEALSO}}
{{SEEALSO}}
* [[Penis (derogatory terms)]]
* [[Penis (derogatory terms)]]
{{LINKS}}
* [https://www.findnicknames.com/penis-nicknames Find Nicknames: Penis Nicknames: 221 Other Names For Penis]
* [https://www.manscaped.com/blogs/off-color/101-funny-slang-names-for-the-male-penis Manscaped: 101 Funny Slang Names for the Male Penis]


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