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This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis]. | This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis]. | ||
==Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C. | ==Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C. == | ||
* Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today! | * Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today! | ||
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* Spindle: (Middle Ages) | * Spindle: (Middle Ages) | ||
== 1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames | == 1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames == | ||
* Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.” | * Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.” | ||
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* Timothy tool | * Timothy tool | ||
== Penis names from the 1900s | == Penis names from the 1900s == | ||
* Aleck | * Aleck | ||
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* Whanger | * Whanger | ||
== Literary/Classy penis nicknames | == Literary/Classy penis nicknames == | ||
Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles. | Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles. | ||
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* Yard | * Yard | ||
== Raunchy/funny names for penis | == Raunchy/funny names for penis == | ||
If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out. | If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out. | ||
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* Woody Womb Pecker | * Woody Womb Pecker | ||
* Yogurt slinger | * Yogurt slinger | ||
== Manscaped collection == | |||
* Action Jackson | |||
* Ambassador | |||
* Ass Opener | |||
* Ass Wedge | |||
* Atomic Turtle | |||
* Axe | |||
* Baby Fetcher | |||
* Bald-Headed Sailor | |||
* Bayonet | |||
* Beard Splitter | |||
* Best Leg of Three | |||
* Blue Veined Aristocrat | |||
* Brat Getter | |||
* Bum Tickler | |||
* Bush Whacker | |||
* Cave Hunter | |||
* Champion | |||
* Charmer | |||
* Clam Hammer | |||
* Cocktapus | |||
* Creamy Hunter | |||
* Crown Jewels | |||
* Customs Officer | |||
* Disco Stick | |||
* Dora the Explorer | |||
* Dr. Johnson | |||
* Drill | |||
* Energizer Bunny | |||
* Excalibur | |||
* Eye Opener | |||
* Family Organ | |||
* Father Confessor | |||
* Foreman | |||
* Frank n’ Beans | |||
* Fuck Puppet | |||
* Gospel Pipe | |||
* Ham Bone | |||
* Heat Seeking Moisture Missile | |||
* Herman von Longschlongenstein | |||
* Joystick | |||
* Jurassic Pork | |||
* Just-in Beaver | |||
* King Dong | |||
* Knobgoblin | |||
* Lance of Love | |||
* Lap Rocket | |||
* Leather Stretcher | |||
* Life Preserver | |||
* Long Dong Silver | |||
* Lord Hardwick | |||
* Love Dart | |||
* Majesty | |||
* Manroot | |||
* Master of Ceremonies | |||
* Meat Scepter | |||
* Meat Skewer | |||
* Milkman | |||
* Moby Dick | |||
* Mole | |||
* Mutton Dagger | |||
* Nightstick | |||
* Old Boy | |||
* One-Eyed Rattlesnake | |||
* One-Eyed Trouser Trout | |||
* Organ Grinder | |||
* Pee-Wee | |||
* Pleasure Pump | |||
* Prince Everhard of the Netherlands | |||
* Puff the One-Eyed Dragon | |||
* Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love | |||
* Redcap | |||
* Richard and the Twins | |||
* Rumpleforeskin | |||
* Russell the One-Eyed Muscle | |||
* Sex Pistol | |||
* Silent Flute | |||
* Skin Flute | |||
* Skyscraper | |||
* Spam Javelin | |||
* Sweetener | |||
* Tan Banana | |||
* Tentpeg | |||
* The Bone Ranger | |||
* The Dicktator | |||
* The Fantastic Four | |||
* The Heimlich | |||
* Tiny Tim | |||
* Tonsil Tickler | |||
* Toothpick | |||
* Trouser Snake | |||
* Tuna Torpedo | |||
* Uncle Reamus | |||
* Vagina Miner | |||
* Vlad the Impaler | |||
* Weapon of Ass Destruction | |||
* Wedding Wrecker | |||
* Womb Broom | |||
* Womb Raider | |||
* Woody Womb Pecker | |||
* Yogurt Slinger | |||
== Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists == | == Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists == | ||
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{{SEEALSO}} | {{SEEALSO}} | ||
* [[Penis (derogatory terms)]] | * [[Penis (derogatory terms)]] | ||
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* [https://www.findnicknames.com/penis-nicknames Find Nicknames: Penis Nicknames: 221 Other Names For Penis] | |||
* [https://www.manscaped.com/blogs/off-color/101-funny-slang-names-for-the-male-penis Manscaped: 101 Funny Slang Names for the Male Penis] | |||
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