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This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis]. | This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis]. | ||
| + | ==Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C.<ref name="findnicknames">https://www.findnicknames.com/penis-nicknames/</ref> == | ||
| + | |||
| + | * Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today! | ||
| + | * Dick: (1836) commonly heard and used as a derogatory term for a mean dude | ||
| + | * Doodle: (1785) Yankee Doodle? A patriotic nickname for the proud American penis | ||
| + | * Fiddle: (Middle Ages) | ||
| + | * Knick-knack: (1686) in modern speech, this word refers to a useless or superfluous object; the 17th C. usage is not far off | ||
| + | * Pin: (1460) | ||
| + | * Plumtree shaker: (1611) usually ‘plum’ referred to female genitalia. Thus the thing that shakes the plum tree applies to the male counterpart | ||
| + | * Pulling prick: (Middle Ages) | ||
| + | * Silent flute: (1720) a cylindrical object… hmmm, wonder how they came up with this one? | ||
| + | * Spindle: (Middle Ages) | ||
| + | |||
| + | == 1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames<ref name="findnicknames"/> == | ||
| + | |||
| + | * Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.” | ||
| + | * Arse-opener | ||
| + | * Arse-wedge | ||
| + | * Athenaeum: denoting the Temple of Athena, or an institution which houses knowledge like a library or university | ||
| + | * Baby-maker | ||
| + | * Bayonet | ||
| + | * Beak | ||
| + | * Beard-splitter | ||
| + | * Bedfellow | ||
| + | * Belly-ruffian | ||
| + | * Best leg of three | ||
| + | * Billy-my-nag | ||
| + | * Bludgeon | ||
| + | * Bob-my-nag | ||
| + | * Brat-getter | ||
| + | * Bum-tickler | ||
| + | * Bush-whacker | ||
| + | * Butcher | ||
| + | * Captain Standish | ||
| + | * Child-getter | ||
| + | * Chink-stopper | ||
| + | * Concern | ||
| + | * Cony-catcher | ||
| + | * Copper-stick | ||
| + | * Cracksman | ||
| + | * Cranny hunter | ||
| + | * Cream stick | ||
| + | * Cuckoo | ||
| + | * Customs officer | ||
| + | * Cutlass: a type of short sword with a curved blade, used by sailors | ||
| + | * Dard | ||
| + | * Diddle | ||
| + | * Dingus | ||
| + | * Dolly | ||
| + | * Dr. Johnson | ||
| + | * Enemy | ||
| + | * Eye-opener | ||
| + | * Father confessor | ||
| + | * Flapdoodle | ||
| + | * Foreman | ||
| + | * Fornicating engine | ||
| + | * Fornicating member | ||
| + | * Fornicating tool | ||
| + | * Jacob | ||
| + | * Lance of love | ||
| + | * Langolee | ||
| + | * Leather-dresser | ||
| + | * Leather-stretcher | ||
| + | * Life preserver | ||
| + | * Little davy | ||
| + | * Live rabbit | ||
| + | * Lobster | ||
| + | * Lodger | ||
| + | * Love dart | ||
| + | * Love staff | ||
| + | * Lullaby | ||
| + | * Manroot | ||
| + | * Master of ceremonies | ||
| + | * Meat skewer | ||
| + | * Merrymaker | ||
| + | * Milkman | ||
| + | * Mole | ||
| + | * Nebuchadnezzar: an ancient king of Babylonia | ||
| + | * Nimrod | ||
| + | * Nippy | ||
| + | * Pee-wee | ||
| + | * Quimstake | ||
| + | * Skyscraper | ||
| + | * St. Peter | ||
| + | * Tentpeg | ||
| + | * Tickle-faggot | ||
| + | * Timothy tool | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Penis names from the 1900s<ref name="findnicknames"/> == | ||
| + | |||
| + | * Aleck | ||
| + | * Ambassador | ||
| + | * Arm | ||
| + | * Axe | ||
| + | * Baby-fetcher | ||
| + | * Bald-headed sailor | ||
| + | * Banana | ||
| + | * Champion | ||
| + | * Charmer | ||
| + | * Cob | ||
| + | * Corporal | ||
| + | * Crumb | ||
| + | * Dingbat | ||
| + | * Ding-dong | ||
| + | * Dingle | ||
| + | * Dodger | ||
| + | * Dornick | ||
| + | * Drill | ||
| + | * Ducey | ||
| + | * Family organ | ||
| + | * Goober | ||
| + | * Gospel-pipe | ||
| + | * Ham-bone | ||
| + | * Hot Dog | ||
| + | * Hot member | ||
| + | * Joystick | ||
| + | * Majesty | ||
| + | * Mule | ||
| + | * Nightstick | ||
| + | * Okra | ||
| + | * Old boy | ||
| + | * One-eyed rattlesnake | ||
| + | * Organ grinder | ||
| + | * Patootie | ||
| + | * Pee-pee | ||
| + | * Pencil | ||
| + | * Putz | ||
| + | * Redcap | ||
| + | * Roger | ||
| + | * Skin flute | ||
| + | * Soupbone | ||
| + | * Sweetener | ||
| + | * Swelling | ||
| + | * Tater | ||
| + | * Tonsil Tickler | ||
| + | * Toothpick | ||
| + | * Wee-wee | ||
| + | * Weiner/Weeny | ||
| + | * Whang | ||
| + | * Whanger | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Literary/Classy penis nicknames<ref name="findnicknames"/> == | ||
| + | |||
| + | Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles. | ||
| + | |||
| + | * Cock: phonetically pleasing; falls nicely between the sexy rake and gallant gentleman | ||
| + | * Jimmy | ||
| + | * Knob | ||
| + | * Lad (Ireland) | ||
| + | * Langer (Ireland) | ||
| + | * Length | ||
| + | * Love muscle | ||
| + | * Manhood: the most polite term of them all | ||
| + | * Member | ||
| + | * Membrum virile: Latin for ‘virile member’ for all those academics out there | ||
| + | * Phallus | ||
| + | * Prick | ||
| + | * Pud | ||
| + | * Rod | ||
| + | * Shaft | ||
| + | * Tadger (UK, Australia) | ||
| + | * Yard | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Raunchy/funny names for penis<ref name="findnicknames"/> == | ||
| + | |||
| + | If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out. | ||
| + | |||
| + | * Action Jackson | ||
| + | * Atomic turtle | ||
| + | * Cave hunter | ||
| + | * Clam hammer | ||
| + | * Cocktapus | ||
| + | * Disco stick | ||
| + | * Dora the explorer | ||
| + | * Energizer Bunny | ||
| + | * Excalibur | ||
| + | * Frank n’ beans | ||
| + | * Fuck puppet | ||
| + | * Heat seeking moisture missile | ||
| + | * Herman von longschlongenstein | ||
| + | * Jurassic Pork | ||
| + | * Justin-in beaver | ||
| + | * King Dong | ||
| + | * Knobgoblin | ||
| + | * Lap Rocket | ||
| + | * Long dong silver | ||
| + | * Lord Hardwick | ||
| + | * Meat scepter | ||
| + | * Moby Dick | ||
| + | * Mutton dagger | ||
| + | * One-eyed monster | ||
| + | * One-eyed trouser trout | ||
| + | * Pleasure Pump | ||
| + | * Prince Everhard of the Netherlands | ||
| + | * Puff the one-eyed dragon | ||
| + | * Purple helmeted warrior of love | ||
| + | * Richard and the twins | ||
| + | * Rumpleforeskin | ||
| + | * Russell the one-eyed muscle | ||
| + | * Sex Pistol | ||
| + | * Spam javelin | ||
| + | * Tan Banana | ||
| + | * The blue-veined aristocrat | ||
| + | * The bone ranger | ||
| + | * The Dicktator | ||
| + | * Tiny Tim | ||
| + | * Trouser Snake | ||
| + | * Tuna torpedo | ||
| + | * Uncle Reamus | ||
| + | * Vagina miner | ||
| + | * Vlad the Impaler | ||
| + | * Weapon of Ass Destruction | ||
| + | * Wedding wrecker | ||
| + | * Womb broom | ||
| + | * Womb Raider | ||
| + | * Woody Womb Pecker | ||
| + | * Yogurt slinger | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists == | ||
* Baby arm | * Baby arm | ||
* Dillywacker | * Dillywacker | ||
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* Tripod leg | * Tripod leg | ||
* Vienna sausage | * Vienna sausage | ||
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| + | {{SEEALSO}} | ||
| + | * [[Penis (derogatory terms)]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | {{REF}} | ||
[[Category:Terms]] | [[Category:Terms]] | ||
[[de:Penis (Synonyme)]] | [[de:Penis (Synonyme)]] | ||
Revision as of 16:44, 18 September 2019
This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis].
Contents
Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C.[1]
- Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today!
- Dick: (1836) commonly heard and used as a derogatory term for a mean dude
- Doodle: (1785) Yankee Doodle? A patriotic nickname for the proud American penis
- Fiddle: (Middle Ages)
- Knick-knack: (1686) in modern speech, this word refers to a useless or superfluous object; the 17th C. usage is not far off
- Pin: (1460)
- Plumtree shaker: (1611) usually ‘plum’ referred to female genitalia. Thus the thing that shakes the plum tree applies to the male counterpart
- Pulling prick: (Middle Ages)
- Silent flute: (1720) a cylindrical object… hmmm, wonder how they came up with this one?
- Spindle: (Middle Ages)
1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames[1]
- Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.”
- Arse-opener
- Arse-wedge
- Athenaeum: denoting the Temple of Athena, or an institution which houses knowledge like a library or university
- Baby-maker
- Bayonet
- Beak
- Beard-splitter
- Bedfellow
- Belly-ruffian
- Best leg of three
- Billy-my-nag
- Bludgeon
- Bob-my-nag
- Brat-getter
- Bum-tickler
- Bush-whacker
- Butcher
- Captain Standish
- Child-getter
- Chink-stopper
- Concern
- Cony-catcher
- Copper-stick
- Cracksman
- Cranny hunter
- Cream stick
- Cuckoo
- Customs officer
- Cutlass: a type of short sword with a curved blade, used by sailors
- Dard
- Diddle
- Dingus
- Dolly
- Dr. Johnson
- Enemy
- Eye-opener
- Father confessor
- Flapdoodle
- Foreman
- Fornicating engine
- Fornicating member
- Fornicating tool
- Jacob
- Lance of love
- Langolee
- Leather-dresser
- Leather-stretcher
- Life preserver
- Little davy
- Live rabbit
- Lobster
- Lodger
- Love dart
- Love staff
- Lullaby
- Manroot
- Master of ceremonies
- Meat skewer
- Merrymaker
- Milkman
- Mole
- Nebuchadnezzar: an ancient king of Babylonia
- Nimrod
- Nippy
- Pee-wee
- Quimstake
- Skyscraper
- St. Peter
- Tentpeg
- Tickle-faggot
- Timothy tool
Penis names from the 1900s[1]
- Aleck
- Ambassador
- Arm
- Axe
- Baby-fetcher
- Bald-headed sailor
- Banana
- Champion
- Charmer
- Cob
- Corporal
- Crumb
- Dingbat
- Ding-dong
- Dingle
- Dodger
- Dornick
- Drill
- Ducey
- Family organ
- Goober
- Gospel-pipe
- Ham-bone
- Hot Dog
- Hot member
- Joystick
- Majesty
- Mule
- Nightstick
- Okra
- Old boy
- One-eyed rattlesnake
- Organ grinder
- Patootie
- Pee-pee
- Pencil
- Putz
- Redcap
- Roger
- Skin flute
- Soupbone
- Sweetener
- Swelling
- Tater
- Tonsil Tickler
- Toothpick
- Wee-wee
- Weiner/Weeny
- Whang
- Whanger
Literary/Classy penis nicknames[1]
Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles.
- Cock: phonetically pleasing; falls nicely between the sexy rake and gallant gentleman
- Jimmy
- Knob
- Lad (Ireland)
- Langer (Ireland)
- Length
- Love muscle
- Manhood: the most polite term of them all
- Member
- Membrum virile: Latin for ‘virile member’ for all those academics out there
- Phallus
- Prick
- Pud
- Rod
- Shaft
- Tadger (UK, Australia)
- Yard
Raunchy/funny names for penis[1]
If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out.
- Action Jackson
- Atomic turtle
- Cave hunter
- Clam hammer
- Cocktapus
- Disco stick
- Dora the explorer
- Energizer Bunny
- Excalibur
- Frank n’ beans
- Fuck puppet
- Heat seeking moisture missile
- Herman von longschlongenstein
- Jurassic Pork
- Justin-in beaver
- King Dong
- Knobgoblin
- Lap Rocket
- Long dong silver
- Lord Hardwick
- Meat scepter
- Moby Dick
- Mutton dagger
- One-eyed monster
- One-eyed trouser trout
- Pleasure Pump
- Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
- Puff the one-eyed dragon
- Purple helmeted warrior of love
- Richard and the twins
- Rumpleforeskin
- Russell the one-eyed muscle
- Sex Pistol
- Spam javelin
- Tan Banana
- The blue-veined aristocrat
- The bone ranger
- The Dicktator
- Tiny Tim
- Trouser Snake
- Tuna torpedo
- Uncle Reamus
- Vagina miner
- Vlad the Impaler
- Weapon of Ass Destruction
- Wedding wrecker
- Womb broom
- Womb Raider
- Woody Womb Pecker
- Yogurt slinger
Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists
- Baby arm
- Dillywacker
- Ding-a-ling
- Russell the one eyed love muscle
- Third leg
- Tripod leg
- Vienna sausage