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This article is a certainly incomplete collection of synonyms and nicknames from the English speaking area for the human [[penis].
==Nicknames for penis from 13th-19th C.<ref name="findnicknames">https://www.findnicknames.com/penis-nicknames/</ref> ==
* Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today!
* Spindle: (Middle Ages)
== 1890s: A veritable renaissance in penis nicknames<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
* Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.”
* Timothy tool
== Penis names from the 1900s<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
* Aleck
* Whanger
== Literary/Classy penis nicknames<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles.
* Yard
== Raunchy/funny names for penis<ref name="findnicknames"/> ==
If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out.
* Woody Womb Pecker
* Yogurt slinger
== Manscaped collection ==
* Action Jackson
* Ambassador
* Ass Opener
* Ass Wedge
* Atomic Turtle
* Axe
* Baby Fetcher
* Bald-Headed Sailor
* Bayonet
* Beard Splitter
* Best Leg of Three
* Blue Veined Aristocrat
* Brat Getter
* Bum Tickler
* Bush Whacker
* Cave Hunter
* Champion
* Charmer
* Clam Hammer
* Cocktapus
* Creamy Hunter
* Crown Jewels
* Customs Officer
* Disco Stick
* Dora the Explorer
* Dr. Johnson
* Drill
* Energizer Bunny
* Excalibur
* Eye Opener
* Family Organ
* Father Confessor
* Foreman
* Frank n’ Beans
* Fuck Puppet
* Gospel Pipe
* Ham Bone
* Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
* Herman von Longschlongenstein
* Joystick
* Jurassic Pork
* Just-in Beaver
* King Dong
* Knobgoblin
* Lance of Love
* Lap Rocket
* Leather Stretcher
* Life Preserver
* Long Dong Silver
* Lord Hardwick
* Love Dart
* Majesty
* Manroot
* Master of Ceremonies
* Meat Scepter
* Meat Skewer
* Milkman
* Moby Dick
* Mole
* Mutton Dagger
* Nightstick
* Old Boy
* One-Eyed Rattlesnake
* One-Eyed Trouser Trout
* Organ Grinder
* Pee-Wee
* Pleasure Pump
* Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
* Puff the One-Eyed Dragon
* Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
* Redcap
* Richard and the Twins
* Rumpleforeskin
* Russell the One-Eyed Muscle
* Sex Pistol
* Silent Flute
* Skin Flute
* Skyscraper
* Spam Javelin
* Sweetener
* Tan Banana
* Tentpeg
* The Bone Ranger
* The Dicktator
* The Fantastic Four
* The Heimlich
* Tiny Tim
* Tonsil Tickler
* Toothpick
* Trouser Snake
* Tuna Torpedo
* Uncle Reamus
* Vagina Miner
* Vlad the Impaler
* Weapon of Ass Destruction
* Wedding Wrecker
* Womb Broom
* Womb Raider
* Woody Womb Pecker
* Yogurt Slinger
== Collected nicknames by Facebook intactivists ==
{{SEEALSO}}
* [[Penis (derogatory terms)]]
{{LINKS}}
* [https://www.findnicknames.com/penis-nicknames Find Nicknames: Penis Nicknames: 221 Other Names For Penis]
* [https://www.manscaped.com/blogs/off-color/101-funny-slang-names-for-the-male-penis Manscaped: 101 Funny Slang Names for the Male Penis]
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