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|accessdate=2025-12-11
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|title=Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin!
|url=https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/
|last=Claus
|first=Santa
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|publisher=The Onion
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|date=2025-12-22
|season=Christmas
|accessdate=2025-12-25
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|quote=Many, many years ago, something terrible happened to your old friend Santa. Like so many beautiful babies, I was born with a gift between my legs that was wrapped in very sensitive paper called the frenulum. But soon after, some naughty doctors tore it off, exposed my glans, and hurt my penis very badly!
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